Cheekiness, not for the faint hearted

Perfect gifts for potty mouths 18+

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from 53 reviews
Awesome

Great product, loved the little note when my order arrived will be purchasing more items

Belinda King
Shit Faced stubby holder
Fucking Awesome

Thanks for quickly responding and sorting out Aus Posts fuck up.

5 star customer service..

Gavin P Mc Kevitt
Sober Mother Fucker/Drunk Mother Fucker foldable stubby holder

5 star service

Gavin P Mc Kevitt
Classy Cunt stubby holder

Awesome 🤟

Priscilla
Shit Faced keyring bottle opener
Greeting cards

Absolutely 💯 love them!

Jazz Norman
Add a greeting card
Awesome 👌

Amazing, brought them and with 2days were at my doorstep!

Jazz Norman
Full Set of 4 Tea Towels

Fantastic great gift idea 🤙

Priscilla
12 pack Flip Side cardboard coaster pack

Awesome 🤙

Priscilla
Cunt Can Cook apron

Awesome 🤙

Priscilla
Do The Dishes Dick tea towel

Love the shock value!

Marnie
Moist Mother Fucker stubby holder

Great quality product which was delivered so quickly! My sister is a baker and will love it!

Emma
Bitch Can Bake apron
Simple but awesome

Love my stubby holder! It’s a real crowd pleaser and immediately sets the tone 🤪

Marnie B
Boozy Bitch/Bossy Bitch foldable stubby holder
Wonderful

It all arrived super quick and was exactly what I was after. My friend absolutely loved her gifts. Also loved the hand written note that came with it. Made my day!

Bree S
Happy Birthday Cunt greeting card
Dish Bitch

Was given as a present and went down a Fcking treat 🤣🤣

Priscilla Jordan
Do The Dishes Dick tea towel
Fuckin Awesome

Stubby coolers are great foldable and literally fuckin awesome

Priscilla Jordan
Classy Cunt/Drunk Cunt foldable stubby holder
Cook It Yourself Cunt - funny BBQ apron - Kitchen Language

ABOUT KITCHEN LANGUAGE

Your one stop shop for funny gifts, joke presents and funny greeting cards.

Shop our range of tea towels, aprons, stubby holders, keyring bottle openers, cardboard coaster packs and greeting cards.

Great affordable presents that make the perfect birthday present, secret santa gift, housewarming present or thank you gift. 

Best to keep these sweary fuckers away from children.

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