Do you post overseas?

Fuck yeah!  Just click on the relevant postage option at check out.

How long will my order take to arrive?

Well that all depends on how well Australia Post are doing their job!! We always have stock, so once you order,  your order will be fulfilled within 48 hours. Please go to the Australia Post website and put in our post code (either 3205 or 3207) and your post code to get an estimate of delivery times. Please note, sometimes it will be a day or two longer than their estimation!

Do you offer express post?

We certainly fucking do for all Australian orders! Just click on the express post option.

Are your products Australian made?

Kitchen Language is proud to be Australian! Our Greeting Cards are 100% Australian made and owned using 100% recycled paper.

Our tea towels and aprons are designed and printed in Melbourne (however they are made in China). Our labels are printed here in Melbourne and they are packaged here too. 

What are the tea towels and aprons made of? How big are they?

Our tea towels and aprons are 100% cotton. Depending on the shipment of tea towels, the size can vary a little. Most of the time the tea towels are 50cm by 70 cm but they can be up to 54cm by 79cm! Our aprons are 70cm x 80cm.

How big are your greeting cards?

Greeting cards are A6 (105mm x 148mm) when folded. They fit into a C6 envelope (which of course comes with the card).

I want to send a tea towel/and or apron to a friend, can you add a personalised message for me?

Sure we can you thoughtful, generous fucker! Just email us at and let us know what you would like us to say.

Can I stock your tea towels, aprons and greeting cards in my shop?

Yes please! Send us an email and we will discuss wholesale options.

Do you offer custom orders?

Not yet, but we hope to soon!

If your question has not been answered, please send us an email and we'll get back to you!