So you want to know more about Kitchen Language and more about me, the maker?
I'm Kit, a Melbourne based sweary bitch who started Kitchen Language in 2016, after being inspired to start the business after being fed up with living with lazy housemates.
I was shit scared about starting my business, not having any clue about running a business, but thought I'd give it a go and boy I'm fucking glad I did. Clearly there are a lot of awesome sweary fuckers just like you out there, because we have sold our products to thousands of people across Australia and the world!
Kitchen Language's name comes from my mum, who used to occasionally swear in the kitchen, while preparing meals for our demanding family. She used to say it was okay to swear in the kitchen and that it was called 'kitchen language' so when I was starting out, naming my business, Kitchen Language, was an obvious choice!
All of our products are designed and everything (apart from our stubby holders and keyring bottle openers) is printed in Melbourne, we love supporting other small Australian businesses.
This picture was taken in 2016...my very talented friend, Laura, helped me make my sweary tea towel dream a reality by putting my potty mouth slogans on paper ready to send to the screen printers!
Fast forward to 2021, we have expanded our range from 3 just three tea towels to 45 different rude fucking delights! Our aprons, tea towels, stubby holders, keyring bottle openers and greeting cards make the perfect funny gift for any sweary fucker!