Cheekiness, not for the faint hearted

Perfect gifts for potty mouths 18+

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from 42 reviews
Awesome 👌

Amazing, brought them and with 2days were at my doorstep!

Jazz Norman
Full Set of 4 Tea Towels

Fantastic great gift idea 🤙

Priscilla
12 pack Flip Side cardboard coaster pack

Awesome 🤙

Priscilla
Cunt Can Cook apron

Awesome 🤙

Priscilla
Do The Dishes Dick tea towel
Simple but awesome

Love my stubby holder! It’s a real crowd pleaser and immediately sets the tone 🤪

Marnie B
Boozy Bitch/Bossy Bitch foldable stubby holder
Wonderful

It all arrived super quick and was exactly what I was after. My friend absolutely loved her gifts. Also loved the hand written note that came with it. Made my day!

Bree S
Happy Birthday Cunt greeting card
Dish Bitch

Was given as a present and went down a Fcking treat 🤣🤣

Priscilla Jordan
Do The Dishes Dick tea towel
Fuckin Awesome

Stubby coolers are great foldable and literally fuckin awesome

Priscilla Jordan
Classy Cunt/Drunk Cunt foldable stubby holder
Cunt cab cook apron

Fucken love this
New apron 2nd one for the collection

Craig Batten
Cunt Can Cook apron
Great gift!

I got these for my partner for Valentine’s Day haha gave him a good laugh

Hayley Mark
Full set of 4 Stubby Holders
Love it!

Got this for my key ring. Awesome addition

Hayley Mark
Piss Head keyring bottle opener
Cook's apron statement

The apron was a real hit in the pub's kitchen !

Les Wellstead
Cook It Yourself Cunt apron

Cook It Yourself Cunt apron

Dimitrios Petrakos
Cook It Yourself Cunt apron

Clean Up Cunt tea towel

Bernadette Fabbo
Clean Up Cunt tea towel

Love the stubby holder and the hand written card .. Highly recommend

Susan Mcintyre
Drunk Cunt stubby holder
Cook It Yourself Cunt - funny BBQ apron - Kitchen Language

ABOUT KITCHEN LANGUAGE

Your one stop shop for funny gifts, joke presents and funny greeting cards.

Shop our range of tea towels, aprons, stubby holders, keyring bottle openers, cardboard coaster packs and greeting cards.

Great affordable presents that make the perfect birthday present, secret santa gift, housewarming present or thank you gift. 

Best to keep these sweary fuckers away from children.

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