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Funny gifts perfect for potty mouths 18+.

4 offense levels for every cook.

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Drying dishes has never been so fun.

Be the funniest fucker at the party.

from 5 reviews

Fucking good tea towel

Gives me a laugh every time I walk into the kitchen

Barry T.

09/28/2021

My Sister loved it!

Great gift for my potty mouth sister who *thinks* she's a good cook.

Brigid

09/07/2021

Lazy housemate

The ultimate gag gift for my lazy f_cking housemate. Hasn't actually helped our kitchen situation. But we have enjoyed the lols.

Simon

09/07/2021

Best Gifts Ever

My go to give for anyone who has a sense of humour. They've not let me down yet.

Jackie

09/02/2021

Your one stop shop for funny gifts, joke presents and funny greeting cards.

Shop our range of tea towels, aprons, stubby holders, keyring bottle openers, cardboard coaster packs and greeting cards.

Great affordable presents that make the perfect birthday present, secret santa gift, housewarming present or thank you gift.

Best to keep these sweary fuckers away from children.