CHEEKIEST GIFTS GIGGLES GUARANTEED
FOUL MOUTH FUN MATURE AUDIENCES 18+
CHEF APPROVED FUCKING 'FUN'CTIONAL
FEMALE AUSSIE OWNED + DESIGNED
Best Sellers
‘How great is this lady start up Kitchen Language? Aprons and Tea Towels. Some are even ruder. There has been a fight over them at Mamamia today!’
How sweary will you go?!
Let customers speak for us
Have both received and given these tea towels as gifts and they are great quality, last an age and funny af
Helped me to say exactly what I needed to say to the person who needed to hear it.
Pure class!
Incredibly happy with my purchase. There is no where else selling such great products. They arrived in record speed and went down perfectly. Even an extra card for free. Thank you!
Great quality, speedy delivery and people know this bitch can bake!!!
This is spot on for any occasion. Easy user experience on the website, great quality products, highly recommended !!
Such great quality
Fun
The best , 2nd one I’ve bought
My sister in law absolutely loved her gifted apron of 'Bitch Can Bake'. Would highly recommend this gift for that gal who doesn't like questions in the kitchen!
Lovely and helpful people.
I bought this apron and the house warming card for house warming gift and the fuckers absolutely loved it! Will definitely recommend to my friend's
Good quality and lightweight. Prompt delivery, will definitely purchase again from kitchen language!
Had to buy for my wife and she loved it
My friends and family love to receive these cards!
Hi I’m Kit
I’m the Sweary Bitch behind this cheeky brand!
Kitchen Language is your one stop shop for funny gifts, joke presents and funny greeting cards. Shop our range of tea towels, aprons, stubby holders, keyring bottle openers, cardboard coaster packs and greeting cards.
Great affordable presents that make the perfect birthday present, secret santa gift, housewarming present or thank you gift.
Best to keep these sweary fuckers away from children.
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