I want to thankyou very much for the prompt delivery of my order of the "Happy birthday cunt" card,it is just what I wanted for my sons birthday as he always calls everyone "cunt"in a nice way of course,I was especially happy to get the funny note and the extra card for the "late" delivery,which I didn't even know it was late...thankyou heaps guys, I will definitely be buying from your fantastic company again!

Love this one, it exactly sums up the sentiment I wish to convey!

Clean Up Cunt tea towel

Thank you for the cards i got them before Christmas
the family love them A+++

I purchased this little beauty for our friend Kent (we call him cunt) & he loved it !!! Highly recommend this for the cunt in your life !!

Best fuckin' apron ever.

My order Arrived really quickly. Will happily order from them in future.

Clean The Fuck Up tea towel

I love my tea towels. My guests usually get a giggle out of them.

Love the tea towel, and it's really saved me from having to repeat myself until I am horse. I simply flick the little turds with the towel to get their attention, and they head off to the kitchen.

Perfect stocking filler for anyone who still uses their teeth to knock the top off a bottle.

Fits snuggly in the jeans back pocket. Handy for when your dick head is out and about with his dick head mates.

So many of my friends are pissheads, I think I need more of these. Great summer gift.

I bought this pack to give as Christmas gifts. The card for my scrooge dad. Stubbie holders for my friend who loves to get on the beers. The apron and tea towel are for my mum. I am going to fold the tea towel so she just sees 'mother' when she opens the present. I can't wait to see her face when she sees the rest. She absolutely hates the word moist ha ha - she even banned us from saying it when we were kids. Thanks for making my Christmas gift giving way more fun this year.

Gives me a laugh every time I walk into the kitchen