
SWEARY KITCHENWARES TO MAKE YOU SMILE
Cheekiness, not for the faint hearted
Perfect gifts for potty mouths 18+
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Be the best dressed in one of these aprons
Our one size fits all aprons fit shit hot dad bods and...
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Tea Towels that get straight to the fucking point
Hang it, Flick it, Dry it, BUY IT!
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Stubby Holders to suit every drunk
Keep your drinks cool in one of these fucking cuties!
Let customers speak for us
from 42 reviewsAmazing, brought them and with 2days were at my doorstep!
Fantastic great gift idea 🤙
Awesome 🤙
Awesome 🤙
Love my stubby holder! It’s a real crowd pleaser and immediately sets the tone 🤪
It all arrived super quick and was exactly what I was after. My friend absolutely loved her gifts. Also loved the hand written note that came with it. Made my day!
Was given as a present and went down a Fcking treat 🤣🤣
Stubby coolers are great foldable and literally fuckin awesome
Fucken love this
New apron 2nd one for the collection
I got these for my partner for Valentine’s Day haha gave him a good laugh
Got this for my key ring. Awesome addition
The apron was a real hit in the pub's kitchen !
Cook It Yourself Cunt apron
Clean Up Cunt tea towel
Love the stubby holder and the hand written card .. Highly recommend

ABOUT KITCHEN LANGUAGE
Your one stop shop for funny gifts, joke presents and funny greeting cards.
Shop our range of tea towels, aprons, stubby holders, keyring bottle openers, cardboard coaster packs and greeting cards.
Great affordable presents that make the perfect birthday present, secret santa gift, housewarming present or thank you gift.
Best to keep these sweary fuckers away from children.