Are you sick of using the same old boring swear words? Or do you have precious fucks around you telling you to stop swearing?
Well, the Kitchen Language Instagram audience have come up with some hilarious new swear words, combining an animal with a swear word and the results are funting hilarious!
Top 30 animal swear combos
- Albatosser
- Bitchasaur
- Cockafuck
- Cuntapus
- Cuntaroo
- Cuntasaurus Rex
- Cuntchicken
- Cunterpillar
- Cuntoala
- Cuntoctopus
- Cuntweasel
- Dickray
- Dickrot
- Donkeyslut
- Ducuntgong
- Ecuntna
- Fuckalah
- Fuckaphant
- Fuckcod
- Hippopotafuck
- Kangacunt
- Meercunt
- Octopiss
- Pelicunt
- Pissopus
- Pussyfuck
- Shitzard
- Slutopotamus
- Stingshit
- Wombcunt
So, the next time you are getting by lazy housemates or family members, are cut off in traffic by selfish shunts, burn your finger while cooking the 78th dish for ungrateful family fluckers, try one of the following words to get your frustration out.
You’re welcome Ecuntas!
PS. That’s the type of ridiculous shit we come up with on our Instagram page, so if you’re not already following Kitchen Language, do yourself a favour and follow us now Stingshits!