Pick Your Stubby Holder...We'll Tell You Your Personality!
We’ve conducted absolutely no research and consulted precisely zero psychologists.
But we’re pretty confident your stubby holder says a lot about your personality…
🍺 CLASSY CUNT
Always looks put together. Has excellent taste. Is silently judging your outfit.
🍺 PISS HEAD
Life of the party. Always up for a drink. Has absolutely no idea where their phone is.
🍺 DICK HEAD
Funny as fuck. Loyal mate. Thinks annoying people is a love language.
🍺 SHIT FACED
Always brings the good vibes. Makes friends with everyone. Will absolutely need Macca’s on the way home.
🍺 FUCK FACE
Quick-witted. Gives excellent advice. Has a facial expression that gets them into trouble.
🍺 DRUNK CUNT
Generous with the rounds. Bloody good company. Says “I’m only having a couple” with alarming confidence.
🍺 SICK CUNT
Legendary mate. Always up for an adventure. Has made “Sick cunt!” their entire vocabulary.
🍺 SHIT CUNT
Funny. Dependable. Will remind you of that embarrassing thing you did in 2009 at every available opportunity.
🍺 DRUNK MOTHER FUCKER
Big personality. Even bigger heart. Gets dramatically louder with every beverage.
So… which one are you?
Or, more importantly, which one perfectly describes the dickhead you need to buy a present for?
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