Funny Apron - gag gift - Kitchen Language
Shits and Sizzles apron
Shits and Sizzles apron

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Shits and Sizzles apron

Regular price$39.00
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Shit gets real when you wear this apron!

It’s time to sizzle and stir some shit up

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Funny Apron - Shits and Sizzles

Ready to sizzle in style? Grab yourself the Shits and Sizzles Apron and get ready to BBQ like a pro! With this bad boy on, you’ll be serving up sizzles and smiles in no time. So, fire up the barbie and let the good times roll!

Apron features an adjustable neck strap and long waist tie to fit everyone from skinny minis, fit dads, curvy queens and dad bods.

This funny BBQ apron is the ultimate gift for: 

  • Housewarmings, Birthdays, Secret Santas, Christmas stocking fillers, Father's Day, Mother's Day, Weddings, Anniversaries, Valentine's Day or just fucking because

Why You'll Love It:

  • Keep the Mess Off You: Protect your clothes from oil splatters, sauce drips, and the occasional BBQ Fuck Up.
  • Cook with Confidence: This apron gives you the freedom to experiment at the BBQ without worrying about the mess.
  • Ideal for BBQs and Gatherings: Whether you’re grilling in the backyard or cooking up a storm for a crowd, do it with style and humour.

Perfect For:

  • BBQ Enthusiasts: Perfect for the grill masters who like to keep things fun and messy.
  • Casual Cooks: Ideal for those who enjoy cooking with a laid-back attitude and a bit of cheeky humour.
Dimensions: Full length apron approx 70cm x 80cm

Material: 100% cotton

Origin: Designed and printed in Australia.

Made in China

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ScottishJude
Ideal present for the bbq bloke

Great present. Let’s face it, it’s what men excel at - shitting and sizzling!

Cheekiest Gifts Giggles guaranteed
Foul mouth fun mature audiences 18+
Chef Approved Fucking ‘fun’ctional
Female Aussie Owned + designed

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