Name: Legendary Christmas Bundle
Brand: Kitchen Language
SKU: SQ9470785
Price: 99.0 AUD
Availability: InStock

Moist Mother Fucker- Tea Towel - Kitchen Language

$124.50 $99.00 Save $25.50

For the Fucking Legends!

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Legendary Christmas Bundle includes:

Flaming Fucking Legend Apron: You'll be easily identified as the Legend of Christmas Day in this apron
Moist Mother Fucker Tea Towel: Chuck this tea towel at the laziest Christmas guest and put them to work
Drunk Mother Fucker Stubby Holder: Christmas beers taste better in this cheeky stubby holder
Shit Faced Keyring Bottle Opener: Save busting a tooth with this keyring bottle opener
12 Pack of Mixed Cardboard Coasters: Strategically place these cardboard coasters around the table to match your Christmas guests: Drunk Cunt, Classy Cunt, Piss Head, Dick Head, Drunk Mother Fucker, Moist Mother Fucker, Boozy Bitch, Shit Faced, Shit Cunt, Sick Cunt, Cheeky Cunt, Fuck Face.
Ho Fucking Ho greeting card: Can be used as a cute little centrepiece

All for just $99...save over $25!

Apron: 100% cotton apron Full length apron approx 70cm x 80cm Designed and printed in Australia. Made in China Tea Towel:100% cotton tea towel approx 50cm x 70cm Designed and printed in Australia Stubby Holder: Neoprene 3mm thickness, Approx 100mm x 105mm, Designed in Australia, Made in China Keyring Bottle Opener: Aluminium 85mm x 39mm x 2mm Designed in Australia. Made in China Cardboard Coasters: 95mm x 95mm Coasters, 390gsm Uncoated Beermat Board, 100% Australian made

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Cheekiest Gifts Giggles guaranteed

Foul mouth fun mature audiences 18+

Chef Approved Fucking ‘fun’ctional

Female Aussie Owned + designed

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