Moist Mother Fucker- Tea Towel - Kitchen Language
Moist Mother Fucker- Tea Towel cotton- Kitchen Language
Moist Mother Fucker- Kitchen Towel - Kitchen Language

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Moist Mother Fucker tea towel

Regular price$26.00
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Does the word 'Moist' give you the ick?

You’ll have the moist fun drying the dishes with this cheeky tea towel

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Funny tea towel - Moist Mother Fucker

Dealing with a wet mess? The "Moist Mother Fucker" tea towel is your go-to for drying things up with a grin. Whether it’s a drenched bench or soggy dishes, this tea towel makes quick work of anything moist, leaving your kitchen fresh and dry.

The Ultimate Funny Gift for: 

  • Housewarmings, Birthdays, Secret Santas, Christmas stocking fillers, Father's Day, Mother's Day, Weddings, Anniversaries, Valentines Day or just fucking because

Why You'll Love It:

  • Dry Up Fast: No one likes a moist kitchen. This tea towel handles moisture like a pro, so your kitchen stays dry and ready for action.
  • Add Humour to the Everyday: Even the moist fucking boring chores are more fun with a bit of cheeky language to lighten the mood.
  • Perfect for Busy Kitchens: Whether it’s post-BBQ cleanup or everyday drying, this towel gets the job done quickly and with a laugh.

Perfect For:

  • Messy Kitchens: For those who always seem to be battling moisture in the kitchen.
  • Cheeky Aussies: Ideal for anyone who loves a bit of humour in their everyday chores.
  • BBQ Lovers: Who want to keep their space dry and ready for the next round of grilling.
Dimensions: approx 50cm x 70cm

Material: 100% cotton

Origin: Designed and printed in Australia. Made in China.

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Cheekiest Gifts Giggles guaranteed
Foul mouth fun mature audiences 18+
Chef Approved Fucking ‘fun’ctional
Female Aussie Owned + designed

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