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Funny Mothers Day Card - Happy Mother's Day...Bitch
Our Happy Mother’s Day... Bitch funny greeting card is the perfect card your beloved sweary mum or wife. Give her a well deserved laugh this Mothers Day.
Inside message: BITCH
Dimensions: Card A6 100mm x 150mm (Blank inside) Envelope C6 114 x 162mm
Funny greeting card - Happy Mothers day bitch - Kitchen Language
Jennifer S.
All my brothers want 1
I bought the cook it yourself cunt apron for my husband who wore it Xmas day around multiple families. Best reactions ever! Hilarious. Definitely need to buy more for my brothers.
Came so quickly too, with a handwritten note. Great customer service ya filthy animals 😂 xx
Cook It Yourself Cunt apron
Sonya M.
Frickin amazeballs
Delivery was super fast, products super awesome and client service top fricking notch! Cheers
Cunt Can Cook apron
Brett S.
XMAS Clean
I got 3 ‘Clean The Fuck Up’ tea towels for 3 lazy bitches as XMAS presents. I know they’ll piss themselves laughing when they see them and be oblivious to the underlying message they can’t cook and are untidy. Merry XMAS and thanks Kitchen Language for your subtle messaging.
Clean The Fuck Up tea towel
HOLLY
Fucken Awesome
Everything you could ever want in a tea towel!
Moist Mother Fucker tea towel
Tania W.
Dickhead stubby holder
Great addition to my husband's stubby collection as he is my dickhead 😀
