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Funny Christmas cards- It's the Moist Wonderful Time of the Year
Our It's the Moist Wonderful Time of the Year greeting card is the perfect card to send this silly season, especially to those queezy mother fuckers that can't stand the word moist!
Dimensions: Card A6 100mm x 150mm (Blank inside) Envelope C6 114 x 162mm
Funny Christmas card-Moist Christmas-Kitchen Language
Jennifer S.
All my brothers want 1
I bought the cook it yourself cunt apron for my husband who wore it Xmas day around multiple families. Best reactions ever! Hilarious. Definitely need to buy more for my brothers.
Came so quickly too, with a handwritten note. Great customer service ya filthy animals 😂 xx
Cook It Yourself Cunt apron
Sonya M.
Frickin amazeballs
Delivery was super fast, products super awesome and client service top fricking notch! Cheers
Cunt Can Cook apron
Brett S.
XMAS Clean
I got 3 ‘Clean The Fuck Up’ tea towels for 3 lazy bitches as XMAS presents. I know they’ll piss themselves laughing when they see them and be oblivious to the underlying message they can’t cook and are untidy. Merry XMAS and thanks Kitchen Language for your subtle messaging.
Clean The Fuck Up tea towel
HOLLY
Fucken Awesome
Everything you could ever want in a tea towel!
Moist Mother Fucker tea towel
Tania W.
Dickhead stubby holder
Great addition to my husband's stubby collection as he is my dickhead 😀
